Health Informatics

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male comebacks to female comebacks to male chat up lines

This month, my mates and i decide to give the concepot of chat-up lines a try…..
when all i could say is, it’s sometimes better to be prepared for the reflexes.
so to help my other male counterparts, here is a list of comebacks we have come across and
how to deal with them
so do you come here often, LOL
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There’s no need to get on your knees and suck on my cock just yet

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and Ill go to mine.
Man: That’s cool, cause after I’m done shagging you in the back of my
car, I don’t give a **** where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, Ill just shoot my load up your arse.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
impossible to shake off once you’ve been shagged.

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: Id rather eat glass.
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I’ve been shagging your mum while your dad watches.

Man: You’re pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don’t interrupt, You’re pretty… ugly, you fat bitch.

Man:did it hurt?
Woman:what?when i fell from heaven??
Man:no,when you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch along the way!

Random

Lost your pen=no pen
No pen=no notes
Nonotes=no study
No study=Fail
Fail=no diploma
No diploma=no work
no work=no money
no money=no food
no food=you get skinny
you get skinny=then you get ugly
Ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children= alone
alone=depression
depression=sickness
sickness=death

Lesson: Donโ€™t lose your pen, you will die.. ๐Ÿ˜›