Writings and Griffitis on Toilets doors

“To do is to be.” — Socrates
“To be or not to be.” — Shakespeare
“To be is to do.” — Sartre
“Dooby dooby doo.” — Sinatra
“Yabba dabba doo” — Fred Flinstone
“Dabba dabba doo” — Kate Bush
“Do be a do be.” — Miss Louise, Romper Room
“Scooby-doobee-doo” — Scooby Doo
“Hey-boo-boo” — Yogi Bear

This is a graffiti i saw today behind a restaurant’s male’s bathroom door.

Quite amusing if you ask me.

my opinion on  bathroom’s writing and graffiti is that since it is neither done for money or critical acclaim, bathroom graffiti and writing is one of the truest form of act.

 

What do you think? why do you think people do this?

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Funny pictures from Tour of Ireland: Part 1

1. This sign

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2. This actual horse outside

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3. This breaking news story

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4. This stroke of sign-altering genius

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5. This bustling commercial centre

Ireland, desperate times...

6. This road that is in shite

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7. This party political message

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8. This ‘safety first’ attitude

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8. This heartwarming communal activity

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Liam Grennan

9. This tyre-changing Casanova

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Daniel Dudek

10. This exceptional local cuisine

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11. This artisanal special offerproud-630x436

12. This recreational facility

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13. This public service announcement

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14. This home improvement emporiumbigmickey-longford-630x245

15. This dog-eat-dog attitude

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16. This public transport user

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17. This example of fiscal rectitude

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18. This community spirit

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19. And this killer marketing know-how

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Plane loosing altitude

i read about this joke in a newspaper before. it just springs to my memory now so i decide to share with all

An aeroplane is flying over the United States at night.

The pilot says

Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out.

A little later, the pilot says

“We”re still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin”.

Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descend.

(Pilot)

“Still going down – we must throw out some people”.

There”s a big gasp from the passengers!

(Pilot)

“But to make this fair passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order…
so A…. any Africans on board?” No one moves.

(Pilot)

“B…any Blacks on board?”

No one moves.

(Pilot)

“C….any Caribbean”s on board?”

Still no one moves.

(Little black boy – asking his dad) “Dad,… what are we?” (Dad) “Tonight son, we are the Zulus!

Fun times in TCD Library

In order to keep from going over the edge into lunacy, it is often nothing less than necessary to do things, like opening up porn on your friend’s laptop (while he’s otherwise occupied), and leaving the sultry moans blaring from the computer, while his face slowly turns the colour of his ginger hair as we all LOL

Short Prose: The Pink Dress

There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park.

Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad.

Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by.

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She never tried to speak.

She never said a word.

Many people passed by her, but no one would stop.

The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see if the little girl would still be there.

Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes.

Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl.

For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place for young children to play alone.

As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl’s dress.

It was grotesquely shaped.

I figured that was the reason people just passed by and made no effort to speak to her.

Deformities are a low blow to our society and, heaven forbid if you make a step toward assisting someone who is different.

As I got closer, the little girl lowered her eyes slightly to avoid my intent stare.

As I approached her, I could see the shape of her back more clearly.

She was grotesquely shaped in a humped over form.

I smiled to let her know it was OK; I was there to help, to talk.

I sat down beside her and opened with a simple, “Hello.”

The little girl acted shocked, and stammered a “hi”; after a long stare into my eyes.

I smiled and she shyly smiled back.

We talked until darkness fell and the park was completely empty.

I asked the girl why she was so sad.

The little girl looked at me with a sad face said, “Because, I’m different.”

I immediately said, “That you are!”; and smiled.

The little girl acted even sadder and said, “I know.”

“Little girl,” I said, “you remind me of an angel, sweet and innocent.”

She looked at me and smiled, then slowly she got to her feet and said, “Really?”

“Yes, you’re like a little Guardian Angel sent to watch over all people walking by.”

She nodded her head yes, and smiled.

With that she opened the back of her pink dress and allowed her wings to spread, then she said “I am.”

“I’m your Guardian Angel,” with a twinkle in her eye.

I was speechless — sure I was seeing things.

She said, “For once you thought of someone other than yourself. My job here is done”.

I got to my feet and said, “Wait, why did no one stop to help an angel?”

She looked at me, smiled, and said, “You’re the only one that could see me,” and then she was gone.

And with that, my life was changed dramatically.

So, when you think you’re all you have, remember, your angel is always watching over you.

Like the story says, we all need someone,

And, every one of your friends is an Angel in their own way.

The value of a friend is measured in the heart.

I hope your Guardian Angel watches over you always.

male comebacks to female comebacks to male chat up lines

This month, my mates and i decide to give the concepot of chat-up lines a try…..
when all i could say is, it’s sometimes better to be prepared for the reflexes.
so to help my other male counterparts, here is a list of comebacks we have come across and
how to deal with them
so do you come here often, LOL
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There’s no need to get on your knees and suck on my cock just yet

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and Ill go to mine.
Man: That’s cool, cause after I’m done shagging you in the back of my
car, I don’t give a **** where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, Ill just shoot my load up your arse.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
impossible to shake off once you’ve been shagged.

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: Id rather eat glass.
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I’ve been shagging your mum while your dad watches.

Man: You’re pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don’t interrupt, You’re pretty… ugly, you fat bitch.

Man:did it hurt?
Woman:what?when i fell from heaven??
Man:no,when you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch along the way!

Random

Lost your pen=no pen
No pen=no notes
Nonotes=no study
No study=Fail
Fail=no diploma
No diploma=no work
no work=no money
no money=no food
no food=you get skinny
you get skinny=then you get ugly
Ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children= alone
alone=depression
depression=sickness
sickness=death

Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die.. 😛